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Ukrainian Army Recruitment Ad

 
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andrew375



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:31 pm    Post subject: Ukrainian Army Recruitment Ad Reply with quote

I don't know about you but I'm joining up!

Women love a man in uniform

Thankfully the Daily Telegraph has provided a translation.

BMW man: You are the last girls in the province not to be in FedEx boxes en route to divorcees in Florida. You look nice.

Girl 1: Thank you. Our clothing and accessories were purchased from the Prostitute Be Us shop in Donetsk. I notice your BMW has only 60,000 miles on it.

[Enter armoured personnel carrier]

Soldier: Low mileage in a vehicle is overrated: this machine has been crushing enemies since Stalingrad. And breaking down a lot.

Girls 1, 2, 3: Awesome!

[Girls offer soldier jug of vodka distilled from Cossack's moustache]

Girl 2: I like this man - he reminds me of my cousin Sergei from Chernobyl, only without the additional face.

Girl 3: Let us follow him - syphilis is better than living in this village, surely?

Girl 2: And maybe, if we go with these men, we will get free bungalow overlooking naval base in Odessa!

Girls: The grey sea and some rusty frigates! That is the life for me!

VO: Join the Ukrainian Army on a contract basis, and we will let you drive a small tank, which in turn will get you sex.

Why doesn't the MoD do stuff like this?
Posted by Damian Lanigan on 25 Jan 2008 at 00:01
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Oddbod



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For some reason, I doubt the reliability of the translation. Laughing
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Mick F
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And if Georgia joins NATO, this is what we'll have to face:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2hvObzZt0g&NR=1&feature=fvwp

I also doubt the authenticity of the translation (BTR 80's in Stalingrad; and it's an APC not a tank), but it makes good reading when combined with the video Smile
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Mick F
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And for a look at the real Ukranian Army:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhEBWciwUBs&feature=related

And another translation of that video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4MGsKAMeJY&feature=related
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