Joined: 17 Jun 2006
|Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:15 am Post subject: Reminds me of that old Russian joke...
Olga worked in a factory in the Ural mountains. The factory made the finest beds in the Soviet Union. The Russian elite all used them, generals, the KGB, etc. But they were never given to the ordinary workers.
One day her sister came to stay with her and complained about the uncomfortable bed in her house.
"But Olga, couldn't you just smuggle the bed parts out of the factory?" she complained.
"Ah dear sister, we have tried that many times but it never works."
"Because when we put the parts together we find we have a Kalashnikov assault rifle."
Only three things are certain: death, taxes and stupid gun laws.